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The Grand Majestic Hotel: A Review That's More "Real" Than "Regal" (And a Whole Lot Messier)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Grand Majestic, and let me tell you, it was an experience. Not always the experience I was hoping for, mind you, but an experience nonetheless. I'm going to try and break it down, but honestly, my brain's still a bit scrambled. You’ve been warned.
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First Impressions (and Wheelchair Woes):
The Grand Majestic claims to be accessible. And yeah, there’s an elevator. But getting to the elevator? Yikes. I’m talking tight turns, a weirdly placed ramp that felt like it was designed to trip me, and doors that needed Houdini-level skills to navigate in a wheelchair. Accessibility: 6/10. They tried, bless their hearts, but they clearly haven't actually lived the wheelchair life. And speaking of living…
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: They did have a few accessible options. The main restaurant, a massive, echoing space, was generally navigable. The pool bar? Forget about it. I had to rely on the super friendly (more on them in a bit) staff to bring me drinks, which, while lovely, isn't exactly independence.
Internet & Tech Troubles: The Wi-Fi Saga:
“Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!” the website screamed. And yes, technically true. Internet: 7/10, maybe? But getting a stable connection was like herding cats. I spent half my time troubleshooting. I think I aged a year trying to get a decent signal. The LAN option? Don't even get me started. I vaguely remember seeing a port in the wall by the desk, but finding a cable was a quest for the Holy Grail. Eventually, I just gave up and embraced the digital dark ages.
Things to Do and Ways to… Sort Of Relax:
Okay, this is where the Grand Majestic actually starts to shine, but again, with some serious caveats.
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: The spa was… opulent. Marble everywhere. And the pool with a view? Stunning. Pool with view: 9/10. Absolutely breathtaking. The problem? Trying to actually relax felt like dodging a thousand tiny, entitled raindrops. The steam room was… well, let’s just say the last person in there didn’t seem to have cleaned up particularly thoroughly. Spa: 7/10.
- Fitness Center/Gym/Fitness: The gym was surprisingly well-equipped. I’m talking treadmills, free weights, the whole shebang. I hit the treadmill a few times, mostly to work off the guilt of the constant dessert consumption (more on that later). Fitness center: 8/10.
- Massage/Body Wrap/Body Scrub: I booked a massage. It was… fine. Not the world-altering experience I was hoping for, but it smoothed out some of the wrinkles caused by the Wi-Fi situation, and the constant stress of navigating the place in my wheelchair.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Rollercoaster of Delights and Disasters:
The food at this hotel was a mixed bag. Some truly memorable meals, some… less so.
- Restaurants: They have multiple. The main restaurant offered everything from Asian cuisine in restaurant to Western cuisine in restaurant. The breakfast buffet (yes, a Breakfast [buffet]!) was an absolute frenzy of deliciousness. Think mountains of pastries, freshly made omelets, and enough bacon to feed a small army.
- Breakfast Service/Breakfast in room: The Breakfast in room option was amazing. It arrived on time.
- Happy hour/Poolside bar: The Poolside bar had epic views.
- Room service [24-hour]: This was a godsend. Especially when I was too exhausted to venture back into the dining room. Room service [24-hour]: 8/10.
- Bar: The Bar was really just a nice place to retreat but also you can order more dessert.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-era Dance:
The Grand Majestic tried to do the right thing when it came to hygiene, and that's important to me.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: They claimed to use anti-viral cleaning products.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: They had this in place.
- Hand sanitizer: Available everywhere.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: They said they did this.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: The staff (bless them, seriously) were generally masked up and seemed to be following protocol.
- Cashless payment service: This was great.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the "Why?"
- Concierge: The concierge was fantastic. Absolutely invaluable. Helpful, friendly, and they even helped me figure out how to navigate the elevators without wanting to scream. Concierge: 10/10.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was always clean and tidy. Daily housekeeping: 10/10.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See above.
- Laundry service/Ironing service: Efficient and reasonably priced.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Looked impressive – if you’re into that sort of thing.
- Smoking area: Yes, there was one, tucked away, which was nice for smokers and non-smokers alike.
For the Kids/Family-Friendly: A Mixed Bag:
- Family/child friendly: I saw plenty of families.
- Babysitting service: Listed, but I didn't use it.
- Kids meal: available.
Available in All Rooms: The Room Itself (and the Tiny Problems):
- Air conditioning: Thank GOD.
- Alarm clock: Check.
- Bathtub: Check.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for sleeping in after the late night Happy hour.
- Coffee/tea maker: A lifesaver.
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- Internet access – wireless: Yes.
- Mini bar: Stocked.
- Non-smoking: Yes in my room and other rooms.
- Private bathroom: Yes.
- Seating area: Yes.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Yes.
- Wi-Fi [free]: See above.
The Tiny, Annoying Details:
- Mirror: They put the full-length mirror behind the door, which was inconvenient.
- Socket near the bed: Didn't have one, so I made a note of finding one later.
- Window that opens: Nope, they have some windows blocked.
Getting Around: The Airport Shuffle:
- Airport transfer: Provided.
- Car park [free of charge] / Car park [on-site]: Yes.
Overall:
Would I stay at the Grand Majestic again? Maybe. It has its good points: the stunning views, some genuinely friendly staff, and that amazing breakfast. It also has its major drawbacks: the accessibility issues, the spotty Wi-Fi, and the feeling that you’re constantly being herded around. Overall: 7/10. It’s a mixed bag, but if you’re prepared for a few bumps (literally and figuratively), you could have a decent time. It just needs a little… well, a lot more… realness.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. We're going to CASA ALICE in Rovinj, Croatia, and trust me, things are gonna get… interesting. Think less "Instagram-worthy" and more "real-life chaotic joy."
The "Slightly Organized Chaos" Itinerary - CASA ALICE EDITION
Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Gratification (aka, Wine and Stumbling)
- 14:00: Arrive at Pula Airport (PUY). Pray to the travel gods that the luggage makes it. Seriously, I'm still traumatized from that lost suitcase in Prague. Expect a mad dash for the rental car - hopefully they haven't given it away yet. I'm usually a nervous wreck when I have to drive in a new country. I’m not the best driver.
- Anecdote: Last time, I forgot to book a car and spent three hours sweating in the airport, bargaining with a grumpy taxi driver who looked suspiciously like he slept in his car. Lesson learned: Book. The. Car.
- 16:00: Scenic drive to Rovinj (about 45 min - 1 hour, depending on how many times I get distracted by the picturesque coastline). My inner artist is already screaming.
- 17:00: Check in to CASA ALICE. Pray it looks as good as the pictures, because if it doesn't, I'm going to need a very large glass of wine. And maybe a therapist after that.
- Quirky Observation: The photos always seem to omit the tiny, slightly lopsided chair that's probably going to be my new nemesis.
- 18:00: Explore Rovinj's old town, getting lost on purpose in the labyrinthine alleyways. Get completely overwhelmed by the cuteness. I'm talking overwhelming cute! The cobblestones, the flowers spilling out of window boxes, the pastel buildings… it's like a fairytale threw up a picturesque explosion.
- 19:00: Find a Konoba (traditional Croatian restaurant) and order anything with truffles. Seriously. EVERYTHING. Truffles are the food of the gods, and I'm their humble acolyte for this trip.
- Emotional Reaction: The first sip of Croatian red wine… pure bliss. I swear, I could cry. Okay, maybe I will cry. It's the jet lag, I tell myself. Or the wine. Probably both.
- 21:00: Attempt to find a bar with live music. Fail miserably because I’m terrible at night navigation. End up in a random, dimly lit place with questionable karaoke. Embrace the chaos. (Maybe.)
Day 2: Sun, Sea, and Seafood (and Potential Regret?)
- 09:00: Wake up. Groan. Realize that trying to navigate a new country at night and drink is maybe a bit hard on my system. Drink a lot of water.
- 10:00: Breakfast at a café overlooking the harbor. Try to resist the temptation to order everything on the menu. (I usually fail.)
- Imperfection: Spill coffee on my very white shirt. Sigh dramatically. Pretend it’s an artistic statement.
- 11:00: Beach time! Find a spot on the rocks or a nice sandy cove. Attempt to achieve a state of Zen. Probably fail miserably.
- Anecdote: Last time, I tried to be all "natural" and neglected the sunscreen. Ended up resembling a lobster and spent the rest of the trip hiding in the shade. Learn from my mistakes, people!
- 13:00: Lunch at a beachside restaurant. Order the freshest seafood. Get side-tracked by the gorgeous view. Forget to eat the food.
- 15:00: Explore the islands by boat. Pack a picnic. Maybe. Depends on if I actually manage to get out of bed again.
- Opinionated Language: Those tiny little islands are pure perfection. No, seriously, better get there!
- 18:00: Wander back into Rovinj. Take more pictures. Get happily lost again in the maze of winding streets.
- 19:00: Another restaurant. More wine. More truffles.
- Messy Structure: This is where the trip really takes off, I'm telling you. It’s all great so far, but the real adventure is at the restaurant! I'm going to go out on a limb and declare that for the main day, I'm getting the truffle pasta. I am eating all of it. Maybe I'll have a dessert too?
Day 3: Truffles, Truffles, Everywhere and Goodbye (or Maybe Not?)
- 09:00: Last chance for a proper breakfeast.
- 10:00: Take a cooking class and attempt to make truffles.
- 13:00: Farewell to the beautiful Casa Alice.
- 14:00: Get a final truffle laden meal.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm gonna miss this place.
- 16:00: Enjoy the drive back to the airport.
- 17:00: Get ready to fly back.
The Unofficial, Slightly Unhinged Supplements:
- Food Obsession: Devour all the seafood, pasta, and truffle-based everything. Document it heavily. Post pictures on Instagram. Get hungry again. Repeat until bloated and happy.
- Random Purchases: Acquire at least one ridiculously cute souvenir that I absolutely don't need but must-have, and regret later.
- The "Lost in Translation" Moment: Expect a hilariously awkward interaction with a local where I butchered their language. Embrace it.
- Nap Time: Essential. Embrace the siesta. It's the law, really.
- Music: Buy a local CD. Pretend I understand the lyrics of the music. Dance.
- Final Thoughts: Oh, and the camera? Take a lot of pictures. It'll be worth it. This trip will be one for the books, in many ways.
There you have it. My slightly messy, utterly human, and hopefully unforgettable adventure in Rovinj. Wish me luck (and maybe some pepto-bismol!)
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