Lartigue's Breathtaking Sky Bubbles: Auch, France's Hidden Gem!
Lartigue's Breathtaking Sky Bubbles: Auch, France - My Honest, Humbling, and Slightly Messy Encounter (Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a review of Lartigue's Sky Bubbles that's less "polished travel brochure" and more "dribbled-out journal entry after a particularly strong Armagnac." Consider this your warning. This is not your typical, perfectly-packaged hotel critique. This is the raw, the real, the… slightly chaotic.
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First Impressions (and a Mild Panic Attack):
Arriving at Lartigue, I was initially smitten. The photos? Stunning. The reviews? Glowing. My expectations? Sky high (pun absolutely intended, given the name). We came with a slightly ambitious itinerary: a wellness retreat coupled with a romantic escape. I imagined us, zen masters of relaxation, gliding effortlessly from spa treatment to gourmet meal, all while bathed in the golden light of the Gascon countryside. Yeah. That was the idea.
Let’s start with the getting there. We drove. Which meant, of course, we were two hours late. Traffic. You know. This also meant I had to deal with the check in. Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Front desk [24-hour], Concierge: Honestly the check-in was a breeze. A woman who was friendly, but with the kind of crisp efficiency that whispers, "Don't even think about being late." It was smooth. Efficient. And, dare I say, a touch impersonal. (But after the chaos of the drive, I was kinda grateful.) The concierge was helpful, though. They were able to get me connected to the internet because I had completely forgotten to turn that on prior to going out. Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Okay, so WiFi. Here's the thing… The promise of glorious, uninterrupted internet in all rooms? Yes, it's true. It's also… slightly temperamental. I swear, sometimes it was faster than my home connection, other times, I was staring at that little white circle of doom for what felt like an eternity waiting for my emails. I will say, the public wifi was more reliable, but come on, you're staying in a luxury hotel. You expect consistent wifi.
Accessibility (A Mixed Bag, Honestly):
Accessibility: I’m not in a wheelchair, but I did take a look at the facilities. Facilities for disabled guests: The hotel does boast facilities for disabled guests. Elevator: They have one. Which is good if you can't do stairs. I have to say, from what I saw, it seemed thoughtfully planned. There was good access around the main areas, and ramps where needed. That said, I didn't stay in a specifically accessible room, so I can't give first-hand feedback on those.
Rooms and Glorious Bubbles:
Here's the headline: the Sky Bubbles were incredible. They are essentially transparent domes with stunning views. We booked the "Luxe Bubble," because, well, treat yourself. What a view! At night you can see the stars perfectly. You can also see the neighbor's cat, but that's a separate issue. Available in all rooms: The dome had a bed, a seating area, and a private bathroom (that was inside the bubble! Genius!). Air conditioning, Air conditioning in public area, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. The mini bar wasn't super stocked, but let's be honest, I was too preoccupied with the stars to care about a lukewarm beer.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax (The Dream, the Imperfection):
Spa/sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Swimming pool [outdoor]: This is where things get… interesting. The spa and pool area at Lartigue is a dream. Truly. The outdoor infinity pool, overlooking the rolling hills, is something out of a magazine. Pool with view: The pool's location is genius. The sauna and steam room are also lovely. But, the massage? Ah, the massage… Now, I've had my share of massages, but this one? I’m not sure a "light" massage is really a thing? The therapist was lovely, but what I wanted was a full-body, soul-crushing knot-removal session, and what I got was more of a… gentle caress.
The Fitness Center/Gym: Was small. But that’s fine. You're on vacation.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Stomach's Odyssey):
Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Breakfast [buffet]: The breakfast buffet was… well, let's just say it looked impressive. There were pastries, cheeses, charcuterie – all the usual suspects. The problem? I’d been promised Asian cuisine. Breakfast service: The staff, while polite, were a little bit… stretched. Service could be a little slow at times. Poolside bar: I loved the Poolside Bar. The cocktails were strong. The view was great.
Cleanliness and Safety (The Post-Pandemic Comfort):
Cleanliness and safety, Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They really take cleaning seriously. Everything felt spotless. Staff wore masks. Hand sanitizer was everywhere. You can tell they were trying, at the very best, to be a safe hotel.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things that Matter):
Services and conveniences, Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center, Daily housekeeping, were top-notch. The staff were friendly and helpful. However, I was asked to pay for the bill at the end, and the currency exchange was not great.
For the Kids (If You Have Them):
For the kids, Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal I went on my own. So, yeah, I can't really comment on the kid-friendliness. However, I did see some children roaming around and nobody seemed perturbed by them.
Getting Around (A Necessary Evil):
Getting around, Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Car park [on-site], Car park [free of charge]: Parking was plentiful and free.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, perfectly-polished travel itinerary. This is… my trip to Les bulles perchées de Lartigue, Auch, France. Prepare for turbulence. And maybe some cheese. Definitely some cheese.
Pre-Trip Ramblings (Because I'm a Procrastinator)
So, France. Again. Seriously, my bank account is starting to stage a coup. But those bubble things… the pictures! Floating among the trees, wine in hand… Pure, unadulterated dream. God, I need this. Been a tough year. Work is… well, let's just say my boss thinks “constructive criticism” involves a daily verbal beatdown. And my dating life? Let's not even go there. Suffice it to say, I'm currently accepting applications for a cat.
Anyway, I booked this thing ages ago, probably fuelled by a bottle of Pinot Noir and a desperate need for escape. Now, with the departure date looming, I'm simultaneously buzzing with excitement and… terrified. What if the bubble bursts? What if the food is awful? What if I get eaten by something European? (Probably a mosquito, knowing my luck).
Day 1: Arrival and Utter Disbelief
- Morning (ish): Flight from… well, let’s just say a very grey and miserable city. Delayed, naturally. Found a surprisingly decent airport croissant. Already winning at life, sort of.
- Afternoon: Arrive in Auch. The drive to Les bulles perchées is… breathtaking. Rolling hills, sunflowers taller than me, that specific French light that makes everything look like a postcard. My phone is already screaming "FULL MEMORY". I’m going to be taking a LOT of pictures.
- Late Afternoon: AND THEN… I arrived. Holy hell. The bubbles. They're… magical. Seriously. Like something out of a fairy tale. I'm actually speechless. Okay, not actually speechless, because I immediately started babbling to the poor employee who was showing me around about how I’d “conquered the logistics of life”. She just smiled, bless her.
- Evening: Settling into my bubble. Champagne, snacks (imported brie – because France), and a view that’s punched me in the gut with its beauty. The stars… I haven't seen stars like this since – well, since I was probably a kid. Tears. Actual tears. Not even kidding. This is exactly what I needed.
- Night: Tried to take a romantic photo, but the flash on my phone was reflecting in the bubble and made me look like a glowing ghost. Ended up just staring at the stars, feeling… strangely peaceful. This is going to be good.
Day 2: Embracing the "Slow"
- Morning: Woke up to the sound of… nothing. Utter, glorious silence. Then, a tiny burst of sunlight, and a thought: I could stay in bed all day. I did. Mostly. Breakfast delivered to the bubble. Croissants (again, obviously), fresh fruit, and the strongest, most delicious coffee I’ve ever tasted in my life. My tastebuds are having a party.
- Mid-Morning: Hiked a bit. Got lost almost immediately. French countryside looks deceptively similar, apparently. Found a tiny village with a random church and a grumpy-looking man selling bread. His bread was divine. The man? Less so.
- Afternoon (The Cheese Incident): This is where things get… interesting. Decided I needed to level up my cheese game. Went to a local fromagerie (obviously). Bought way too much cheese, including something with a name I couldn’t pronounce. Back at the bubble: Cheese tasting extravaganza! One bite of the mystery cheese… and… oh god. It was… vile. Like, genuinely made me make a face I haven’t made since I accidentally ate a week-old leftover pizza. Ended up throwing half of it away, feeling like a cultural failure.
- Evening: Wine and the view. Again. This is a pattern. I'm not complaining. Ordered a meal from the provided menu. The duck confit was perfect, but it was a bit too much for me, I'm not use to such heavy meals. Maybe the cheese really did cause some intestinal damage. Stargazing… again. Still cry.
Day 3: A Day Dedicated to… Doing Nothing (Perfection)
- Morning: Slept in again. This time, I actually did stay in bed all day. Just reading, drinking coffee, and occasionally glancing out at the view. Felt a sense of calm that’s eluded me for years. It’s incredible.
- Afternoon (The Absolutely Perfect Massage): Okay, I am a sucker for a massage. And this was one for the books. The woman was a goddess. She kneaded out every knot, every tension, every single bad thought I'd been harboring. I felt like a new person. Actually considered moving to France just to get massages by her.
- Evening: Watching the sunset. It painted the sky in colors that shouldn't exist. Drank all the wine and ate the rest of the cheese. Decided that the cheese wasn't so bad after all. Maybe.
- Night: Thinking of getting a second massage tomorrow.
Day 4: Departure and the Bitter Sweetness of Reality
- Morning: One last breakfast. One last croissant. One last look at that view. Actually, the view is forever in my eyes. I made a vow that I should try to get the same sort of calm I felt here back into my everyday life.
- Afternoon: Drive back to the airport. The journey was almost as great as the destination, and it was almost as hard to leave.
- Evening: Flight back home. The grey city again. The reality. But something’s changed. The feeling of the perfect peace is still in my bones.
Final Thoughts (AKA, Rambling Conclusion)
This trip wasn't perfect. I got lost, I ate bad cheese, and I probably took far too many photos of the stars. But it was… transformative. I laughed, I cried, I ate a lot of cheese. It was messy, it was imperfect, and it was exactly what I needed. I feel like I can take anything on. Now, about finding that cat… And maybe booking another trip to France… sooner rather than later.
P.S. I'm seriously considering buying a bubble for my backyard. Probably not practical, but a girl can dream, right? And seriously, I hope that cheese incident is behind me, maybe.
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Lartigue's Sky Bubbles: Auch, France - You NEED to Know This! (Even If You Think You Don't)
Okay, Okay, Sky Bubbles... What *ARE* They, Exactly? And Why Auch?
Right, so, picture this: Auch, France. Think sun-drenched, rolling hills, that *je ne sais quoi* of the French countryside... and then, BAM! Giant, inflatable, semi-transparent... things. That's the basic gist. Lartigue's Sky Bubbles are these ephemeral, almost ethereal, structures – think modern art meets a really, *really* cool bouncy castle. They float, they change color with the light, and they’re just… there. And why Auch? Honestly, I have no idea. But it *works*. It feels like the perfect place for something this bizarre and beautiful to exist. It's like the town said, "Yeah, bring on the weird stuff. We're French, we can handle it."
Is it... touristy? Or is it one of those *secret* places? (Because I HATE tourists.)
Alright, listen. I went in expecting hordes of selfie-stick-wielding maniacs. I *hate* crowds. And honestly? It's not overrun… yet. Which is both fantastic and terrifying. Fantastic because you can actually, you know, *experience* the Sky Bubbles without elbowing your way through a sea of people. Terrifying because... well, the more I tell people, the more *they'll* tell people! So, consider this your exclusive heads-up. Just... don't tell *everyone*, okay? Keep it between us, the cool kids. You know the vibe.
What's it *Actually* Like Being Inside One of These Things? Sounds... claustrophobic.
Claustrophobic? Okay, I get it. I’m not a fan of confined spaces either. But inside a Sky Bubble? It’s… surprisingly… not. There’s this incredible feeling of lightness. The fabric is almost like a giant lens, distorting the world outside in the most beautiful ways. I remember going in, and the color of the light shifting. It was a cloudy day, but inside, it felt like being inside a gigantic, gently glowing soap bubble. One minute, the ground was a deep, rich green, then the sunlight would burst through and the whole world would turn gold. It's like being suspended in a painting. Seriously, I spent a good hour just… breathing. And staring. And feeling profoundly… at peace. Then I came out and tripped over a cobblestone and almost ate it. But still, peace.
Are there... rules? Like, no running? No jumping? Can I bring my dog? (Because, let's be real, my dog is the only thing making my life worth living.)
Okay, the dog question. I don’t know, and I didn’t see any dogs. That’s really up to the owners' discretion, I think. Now, rules: Probably better to respect the art. No running is probably a good idea, I imagine, but honestly, I was so mesmerized that I didn't even *think* about running. There might have been a sign, but I was too busy staring at the sky. I do remember someone politely asking a group to be mindful, not to sit too close to the edges or lean against them. They are delicate. It's not exactly a bouncy castle, but you are allowed to move freely (within respectful bounds of course.) And please, for the love of all that is holy, DON'T write your name on them. It's not a porta potty. And you also may want to bring a blanket. It's just nice. And again, RESPECT THE MAGIC.
What's the Best Time to Go? (To Maximise Instagram Likes, of Course!)
Look, I'm not going to lie. The light matters. Early morning or golden hour (that glorious period just after sunrise or before sunset) is your *best* bet for Instagram fodder. The way the light filters through those bubbles… *chef’s kiss*. The colors! But honestly? Don't get too obsessed with the 'gram. This place is about more than just likes. I went during the mid-afternoon and it was still an AMAZING experience. The light was different, perhaps not as dramatic, but the feeling was still just... wow. So yeah, go for the golden hour, but don’t let it ruin your experience if you can't. You will be too busy just enjoying yourself to stare at your phone anyway.
Food? Coffee? Nearby? Because, let's face it, art makes me HUNGRY.
Auch is a small town, so you're not going to find a Starbucks on every corner (thankfully!). But there are adorable cafes scattered around. You can get a damn fine espresso and a croissant, which is essential. Around Place de la Libération (the main square, I think?), there were some cafes and restaurants with outdoor seating, perfect for soaking up the atmosphere. If you're feeling fancy, the local restaurants offer a fantastic culinary experience. I ended up getting some cheese and bread from a little shop and eating it while looking at the bubbles. It was… perfection. Afterwards, go for the Armagnac. You're in Gascony, after all.
The One Thing You Wish You'd Known Before You Went?
Okay, this is important. I wish I'd known to… *take my time*. I rushed a bit, trying to fit everything in. I wanted to see every bubble, every angle. And that was stupid. You don’t need to rush. Just… be. Sit. Breathe. Let the weirdness wash over you. The first time I went, I was a little overwhelmed, I didn't understand the beauty of it all, but by the end of my trip, I loved the experience. If I could do it again, I'd find a spot, lay my blanket out, and spend an hour or two just *existing* inside. Because, honestly, it's a pretty good place to exist.
Is it worth the trip?!
